Jossverse Merchandise

[Skitty]

Always wanted that special Buffy T-shirt to proudly proclaim to the world, "I'm the slayer, ask me how!" but didn't know where to find it? Well, now you do.

You see, those lovely standees and posters that so beautifull decorate our track room every year...well they're look a little worse for wear. And on top of that, we need to add a whole slew of Firefly decorations as well! And remember that prize table that everyone loves so much? Well, all these things cost money which, up until now, has come directly out the pockets of your beloved staffers. And while we're still chipping in whenever we can, we're not a wealthy bunch. Fans never are.

So we've seen a need, and now we're filling it. We have a pile of merchandise for sale that is growing daily, and all profits will go directly towards making this a memorable first year for our brand new Whedon Track. Check out what we have to offer:

Buffy T-Shirts

William is a Bad Man
Love, Give, Forgive
I Bring the Terror!
Wish Me Monsters
I've Always Been Bad
How Could You Use a Poor Maiden So
Angelus is my Puppy
M.O.O.
She Delivered me from Mediocrity
Watcher In Training
Slayer In Training
Get Up, Get Out, Get Drunk. Repeat as Needed

The Rules of Buffy

Rule 1: Don't Die
Rule 2: Fire Bad, Tree Pretty
Rule 3: Don't Warn the Tadpoles
Rule 4: Always Trust Your Spidey Sense
Rule 5: Bunnies aren't Just Cute Like Everybody Supposes
Rule 6: Kittens are Stupid Currency
Rule 7: Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
Rule 8: We All Got Something to Atone For
Rule 9: Beer=Foamy
Rule 10: The Stake is Not the Power

Other Buffy Stuff

Buffy Wall Clock
Kiss the Librarian Large Mug
Kiss the Librarian Small Mug
I'm the Slayer, Ask me How button
"Slayer, The" magnet

Firefly Stuff

Take me, Sir. Take me hard.
Yes, I've read a poem, try not to faint...
Dear Buddah, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...
Special Hell: Child molestors and People who talk at the Theatre.
Let's be Bad Guys
Registered Companion
Hero of Canton
May have been the losing side. Still aint convinced it was the wrong one.

NEW ANGEL STUFF!!!

Angel Wall Clock
Angel Investigations: We Help the Hopeless
Rogue Demon Hunter
Atonement's a Bitch
You can kiss my vampire ass
Spank me till Tuesday

I'll be adding to the list whenever ideas come to me and I have the time to create the graphics. I've got at least 28 of those rules, they're just slow for uploading. If you have a quote you'd like to see, or an idea for an item, let me know and I'll get it up as soon as I can. It's mostly Buffy stuff right now because that's what I know best, but I'm counting on all of you to let me know what kinds of Angel and Firefly stuff you'd like to see!

[tamara]

Cool! I like the official merchandise, but CafePress ROCKS!! Try going to CafePress.com and search for Whedon. You get 5040 products! I bought about 6 tees from ReadMyChest.com when I became a browncoat.
---Tamara

[Skitty]

Just keep in mind, everything on the list above was made by me, and anything you buy will be benefiting the Track. We need Firefly stuff to go with our Buffy stuff after all!

I'm working on more things to put up, and more thumbnails of the items for the website, so keep checking. I'm hoping to have some Firefly and Angel stuff sometime this coming week.

[tamara]

Skitty- Good point! I'm all for helping out the track. In fact, if folks are interested, would it be possible to have our own track tee each year Either with a Whedonverse logo or a popular phrase, like "Joss is Boss" in an original design? That way, multi-fans with a small budget could get one tee and if you have a bit more you could get one each for Buffy, Angel or Firefly?

Just thinking aloud....
---Tamara

[Skitty]

We are actually working on a track T design. Ziggy and I have been kicking around some ideas. I'll keep you posted, and also try to come up with some multi fandom shirts.

[Skitty]

I've added a couple of firefly shirts, caps, and assorted silliness. I'm particularly fond of the "Take me, Sir. Take me hard" quote which can be fond on a thong. I was going to do a set that said big damn heroes, but I've decided Big Damn Hero would look better on clothing, so it's just matter of editing the image, which I haven't gotten around to doing yet. I'm also working on Firefly and Angel clocks to match the Buffy one.

If you guys have any quotes you'd like to have on a shirt, let me know and I'll move it up the list of priorities.

[h0stile17]

Anything that say's "Let's be Bad Guys" would be great.

[Skitty]

Okay, I've added a few more items, including the requests "Let's be Bad Guy" merchandise. I've now also got "Registered Companion," "Hero of Canton," and my own personal favorite. On the front it says, "May have been the losing side," and on the back it says, "Still ain't convinced it was the wrong one."

Links to all four have been added to the first post.

[artcat]

there is something downright Hi-larious about the "take me, sir. take me hard" being sold on a thong

[Skitty]

Thought you guys might like that!

[boomergoodheart]

I hope this is alright to post here. I originally posted it over on the D*C LiveJournal, and our illustrious leader here posted a response. As we're here in the Whedonverse, we'll be happy to do any other lanyards, should anyone want one...perhaps some that say "The Scooby Squad" on one side and a quote from Buffy on the other? (Just kickin' around an idea.) So, here's my original post:

Hi, all! We're the company who was selling leather lanyards at D*C last year. We'll be there again this year, but actually on a table this time! The Southeastern Browncoats have been nice enough to offer space on their table in the exhibitor's room. We're also offering to make any up in advance of the Con, should anyone be interested. We have about 150 sayings from Firefly & Serenity listed on our site, and a space where you can request your own saying. If you'd like to place an order, got to www.legendaryleatherworks.com and click on "lanyards" on the top, then click on "Serenifly" on the left side.

We do more than just lanyards, including mugs, shotglasses, bracers, etc. Take a look around and let us know if you have any questions. If you're looking for a specific leather piece, and we're not sure how to make it, we'll gladly point you in the direction of someone who could. We're also happy to share any information and tips we've picked up over the years, should you be interested in trying leatherworking yourself.

[Skitty]

I do love my lanyard, which will be making another appearance this year since I still have it in pristine condition.

Just keep in mind guys that only mechandise offered by me will go to benefit the track. That being said, these guys do have some really nice stuff and are definitely worth checking out.

[boomergoodheart]

Thanks for the heads up, Skitty. I wasn't sure where else to post this, so I just stuck it in here. Please don't hesitate to move it around, if needs be. And thanks for the compliments!

[Skitty]

When we get closer to con time, I was thinking of actually opening up an entire board on here just for merchandise, and you guys could have your own thread for requests and all that jazz. No worries. You guys were great last year so I'm more than happy to work hand in hand.

[Skitty]

Just added an Angel Wall Clock to the list. I'm going to do a few more Angel items and add a page for them to the website. Anyone got anything in particular that they want to see?

EDIT: Okay, I've also done a few shirts, including my own personal fave, Dru's Spank me till Tuesday. Several of the items on the list are available in coffee mugs, teddy bears and such, as well as kids cloths, bigs, and even a little pet t-shirt, so be sure to look around.